Ah Beng learnt Chinglish (Chinese + English)

Ah Beng was asked to make some sentences using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only he did it from 1 to 10, but he did it again from 10 back to 1. This was what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I went into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab at him. 10 God he ran away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.