QUESTION : How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER : Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)
QUESTION : How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hee hee hee (hokkien for fish)
QUESTION : What's the difference between ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER : Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."
