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Ah Beng's Collections

Compiled by Forest Ang

A tribute to all imaginative jokers who have contributed to my collections of Ah Beng's jokes. You have made our live merrier! You will appreciate the jokes if you know the chinese dialect hokkien. Enjoy!
If you like to add more of Ah Beng's jokes, please send it to us.
Your contribution will be acknowledged. Thank You.

Ah Lian called Ah Beng over the telephone

Lian: "Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com".

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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